Perfume Is Punx

I don't want to get into that horrible debate of what is or isn't punk, especially as I'm sleep deprived and it's all a load of bollocks anyway. I just felt the need to write about Sex Pistols latest endeavour, a brand of perfume. That's right, they've joined the elite ranks of those over vapid money hungry celebrities and lent their brand to a bottle of smelly water.
Perhaps if it was the bottled scent of junkie vomit and cider on vintage leather jackets I'd let them off, as that would truly be a "punk" statement against the perfume establishment. But no, its just the same as all the other flowery rubbish that gets up my nose and makes me sneeze everywhere.
I'm not crying "sell out" or any of that crap, I'm just truly baffled by what made them think this was a good move (besides the money, obviously).
Whilst we're on the subject, here's some other music related scents I think would shift by the truckload:

Anal Cunt - the soft, sweet smell of discharge mixed with a hint of diarrhoea.
Cannibal Corpse - the strength of fresh meat on a BBQ, mixed with delicate undertones of month old cadavers.
Bring Me The Horizon - the delightful dregs of a Jagermeister bottle combined with the essence of fresh piss and just a hint of hairspray.

If anyone else has any music-related perfume ideas then send them my way!